meme } { call me beep me if you wanna reach me

[iluvroadrunner6]

I stole this from plurk, and technically it will be going back to plurk, but I'm posting it here so I don't have to plurk paste. I'm lazy like that.

SO. HERE'S THE GIST. You respond to this comment with two characters, a voicemail or text, and a verse (if applicable) and I will give you context. These are pretty much guaranteed to be crack in any shape or form, but if you give me something serious it could be serious too.

Just comment here -- you can put more than one in each comment if you like -- and I will give you drabbles.