Emily (
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roadrunnermuses2015-07-21 06:19 pm
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Wizera } { random rp shenanigans


Fun times spam post. Mostly in search of a ship but could be used for other things too. Put who you want in the subject line or say "surprise me" and leave a prompt and shenanigans will ensue.
THREE TWO ONE ... GO!

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"I don't really do soft rock. But thanks for the suggestion."
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"I'm running out of ideas, Buzzcut," she said. "What kind of things do you like to--"
And then the back wall of the bar exploded.
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It is Dean's catchphrase after all.
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Although she couldn't even see what it was that had caused the destruction, Denise had been well-trained when it came to breaking the Masquerade with civilians around.
What happened next to her was some what intangible. Difficult to describe. She was still Denise. She was the same bar tender she had been moments before, but now she was so much more. It was like Zeus revealing his splendor to Semele. One moment, she was ordinary, the next she had the air and the beauty and the magnificence of a goddess. A wild, primeval goddess.
"Anyone who doesn't want to get hurt better get out of here now," she said. And her voice didn't actually echo, but it did. And most of the customers suddenly looked compelled to obey her, like zombies. Moving, yet unable to take their eyes off of her.
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They're usually here for him.
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And it was laughing.
Like, James Bond villain-style laughing.
"Well, that's new," Denise deadpanned. She noticed, much to her irritation, that Buzzcut hadn't cleared out with the others. Majesty wasn't entirely foolproof. She knew that. But it was a pain in the ass. The last thing she needed was to fight Jack Skelington and watch this guy's butt.
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Repeatedly.
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Denise fired off her shotgun with one hand, the bullet hitting the skeleton clean between the eyes. The back of its skull shattered. And, annoyingly, it didn't slow down. Didn't even look like it was in pain.
She took that personally. When she shot someone, she expected them to feel it.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" she snarled. But in the same breath, she shouted, "Duck and cover, pretty boy!" as she grabbed a bottle of tequila from the bar, tossed it at the skeleton, and shot it, lighting the alcohol on fire.
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The lose of kneecaps slowed it down further.
But the skeleton seemed to have another agenda. And it raised a boney finger, making zig-zags in the air. With each small movement, there was a scream from the back wall. Bottles exploded and shelves became unhinged. And in scrawling, nasty letters, a message was carved into the drywall:
Don Giovanni will rise
Denise barely gave it a glance, but the message certainly didn't fill her with pleasure. "You won't be around to see it, motherfucker!" she snarled, shooting off another enormous chunk of skull.
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"Nothing interesting happening, huh?"
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But then her clip was empty and she tossed the gun on the floor as carelessly as a piece of laundry and she hopped off the bar, landing smoothly no her feet. "Thanks for the backup, Buzzcut," she said, making her way to the door. "I hope you have a license for that piece. California gun laws are strict."
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"Something big and bad and scary that I'm gonna have to deal with," she replied. Hopefully, he hadn't figured out what she was.
There was a pitcher of beer by the door that was still intact. She grabbed it and starts to slosh it on the walls and the floor.
"You got a lighter?"
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Hell no.
Denise walked over to the bones and took out her cell phone, dropping it on the pile, before she doused the whole thing with booze.
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But before she does, Dean's just going to snap a quick shot to send Sam with ??????? as the message underneath it, before slipping his phone back into his pocket again.
"And you said this town didn't have anything interesting."
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Denise wasn't exactly one of the all-time 'planners' of the universe, but she was doing her best. After torching the place, with her phone inconveniently put out of commission, she'd high-tail it to Ohio. Deal with the problem. Be back before Arty could send anyone else into the mess.
Easy as that.
"Light her up," she said dismissively, already on her way to the door. "Feel free to take any booze you want."
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That being said, unless she's got anything else to say, he's going to just get his booze and torch the place, as requested, before heading back to the hotel to see if Dean's got anything on the mystery symbol from the bar.