roadrunnermuses | meme } { random rp shenanigans

OKAY. My tags are low which naturally means I should be doing open RP things for all the world. Therefore! TAG IN. You can either request a character and/or a type of scene, or tell me to surprise you (surprises will most likely end in crack), and I will lob people in your direction. If you want a specific verse to go with that person, specify.

I'm easy. Just tell me what you want to play and we will play it.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

THREE TWO ONE GO.

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[Hi, Sookie! This is Shawn. Shawn likes to think he's a psychic. Naturally he should meet a real one.

Or something.

(The narration's never seen True Blood really, so they're winging it. Deal with it.)

Regardless, he sits down in Sookie's restaurant and starts to look over the menu.]

[ dear narration: please provide shawn's thoughts for the peanut gallery aka sookie's brain. that's p much all the true blood you need to know for the time being. also merlotte's is the restaurant and there are likely a couple vampires lurking around drinking true blood--synthetic blood in bottles--in it. ]

You all set to order or are y'waiting on someone? [ she glances at the suspiciously empty opposite seat. not that there's anything wrong with coming to places alone! it's perfectly acceptable. this is what accidental southern judgment looks like. ]

[Shawn thinks he might have seen something like this in a movie once. Or maybe it was a TV show. He was pretty sure it was that one where Humphrey Bogart and Katherine Hepburn wound up on one of those rickety looking river boats that Shawn would never set foot on to save his life. It was bad enough his dad had a boat that was massively in need of repairs -- Shawn had never been one for canoeing. Or roughing it. Or anything related to nature really. In fact, the only reason he watched that movie because the girl that he was staying with at the time was trying to sell him on the romance of the outdoors. He was not impressed.

Regardless, this bar reminds him a bit of that, and it's a little smoky, and Shawn can appreciate that. And hey -- they even have fauxpires drinking that fake blood stuff like they have in Santa Barbara. Very cool. That's definitely something he will have to take back to Gus. Maybe even take some pictures to send him. Though he's not quite sure where he left his --

His head snaps up when Sookie makes her way over, and he flashes her a smile.]

Hi. And no, I think I'm good. Are there any items on the menu that have pineapple in them?

[Answer this question carefully, Sookie. It's very important.]

meme } { random rp shenanigans

i don't even know

ajelgj imagining shawn in louisiana is the best

gus watches true blood. it's canon. i had to.