meme } { random rp shenanigans

[iluvroadrunner6]

OKAY. My tags are low which naturally means I should be doing open RP things for all the world. Therefore! TAG IN. You can either request a character and/or a type of scene, or tell me to surprise you (surprises will most likely end in crack), and I will lob people in your direction. If you want a specific verse to go with that person, specify.

I'm easy. Just tell me what you want to play and we will play it.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

THREE TWO ONE GO.

Comments

[slay]

I thought those were anti-sennites. [ or ... semites, buffy. ]

[screwed]

Yes.

[wait. what did she say?]

No.

[ .... well.]

I guess they're kind of both.

[slay]

Okay. Headache officially achieved.

[screwed]

[sighs]

Okay. Starting from the beginning. You're not in Kansas anymore. You're in Everworld, which is ... basically where all the pagan deities ran off to when people decided that Jesus was their homeboy.

[slay]

Guess it's hard out there for a god with no worshippers.

[screwed]

Apparently.

Anyway, they were doing pretty well until this other god showed up who decided that they were the main course. They didn't like that too much.

[slay]

... Eating. You mean there's another god eating pagan gods. Just when you think a hell dimension can't get any grosser.

[screwed]

Yeah, it's ... special. Add to that a psychotic all-powerful witch who decided to add automatic weapons to the mix and things have gone to hell since.

[slay]

I'll elect not to point out the redundancy. [ she looks a little amused at that, but quips about hell dimensions going to hell is just about the only way to cope with the gravity of this situation. war. again. ] Guess that explains a healthy amount of what's going on. Which just leaves the since when are a hell dimension's problems my problem to wonder about.

[screwed]

And you think they were mine?

[he still doesn't get why she's calling it a hell dimension, but it's an accurate description so he won't debate it too much.]

I'm only here because the witch is a manipulative bitch who wanted to make me suffer.

[slay]

You're definitely gonna have to explain that one. Possibly while cooling it on the language.

[screwed]

The witch who stranded me here? My exgirlfriend.

[slay]

Talk about ouch. What'd you do to deserve the alterno-world method of break-up?

[screwed]

She wanted to torture me? Or she wanted people that she knew she could easily manipulate. Never really figured that out.