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[iluvroadrunner6]

I stole this from plurk, and technically it will be going back to plurk, but I'm posting it here so I don't have to plurk paste. I'm lazy like that.

SO. HERE'S THE GIST. You respond to this comment with two characters, a voicemail or text, and a verse (if applicable) and I will give you context. These are pretty much guaranteed to be crack in any shape or form, but if you give me something serious it could be serious too.

Just comment here -- you can put more than one in each comment if you like -- and I will give you drabbles.

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This is all you're getting for this scenario, sorry. Enjoy~

[ex_ric243]

The only place I haven't checked is her underwear drawer. I need to draw the line somewhere.

i hope that this is a suitable response

[hasperkynipples]

“You are a terrible person.”

Dean looks up from the burger he is currently deciding how to devour to give his brother a look. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. I am an awesome person.”

Sam continues to fix him with a look as he dives into his burger, heedless of whatever bitchface Sam is throwing at him this time. “Dude, he just lost his wife.”

“Yeah, like—a year ago. He needs to get back on the horse. Get back out into the world. I’m totally doing him a favor.”

“You conned him into charming someone we suspect to be a member of the coven. You really think that that is the best girl to get back on the horse with?”

Dean rolls his eyes as he tries to talk over the lump of food in his mouth. “I would have done it, but she wasn’t into me—she was into him, God only knows why. He stood a better chance of getting in there, and not drawing any suspicion, or getting caught up in whatever witchy deathtraps she had on the way. Besides, I’m pretty sure she’s on the good guy’s side anyway.”

“Pretty sure.”

“Yeah—sixty, sixty five percent.”

Sam just runs one hand over his face before digging into his bird food salad. “I really can’t take you anywhere.”

Dean gives him a bit of a look himself, before continuing to eat his burger. He’s just finishing it off when his phone buzzes on the table next to him and he picks it up. When he reads it, he laughs. “Ric, you sly dog.”

“Do I even want to know?”

Dean smirks, before turning the phone around to face him. Across the screen in block type letters reads: The only place I haven't checked is her underwear drawer. I need to draw the line somewhere.

Sam just huffs, before shaking his head. “You’re lucky he didn’t get killed.”

“Or maybe he’s a whole lot smoother than we thought.” He shoves the rest of his burger into his mouth and reaches for his wallet. “Ready to go pick Romeo up?”

Sam sighs before nodding. “Yeah, let’s go get him.”