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[iluvroadrunner6]

I stole this from plurk, and technically it will be going back to plurk, but I'm posting it here so I don't have to plurk paste. I'm lazy like that.

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Elijah to Elena?

[ex_boning176]

I think you might have given him my number by mistake.

these both turned into spn crossovers, sorry.

[braveandstupid]

“Not a mistake,” Elena sighs when she hears Elijah pick up on the other end of the line. She had woken up to a confused sounding voicemail from the older vampire on her phone. It takes her all of five minutes to figure out what he’s referring to, and less than that for her to call him back to clear it up.

“You make a point of handing out my phone number now.” It’s clear from Elijah’s tone that he doesn’t approve, but Elena just presses her lips together.

“It’s just a phone number, Elijah,” she sighs softly. “If you don’t want to talk to him, don’t answer the phone.”

“Yes, instead he’ll just appear out of nowhere. That’s much more convenient.”

“He’s the last of his kind.” Elena shifts her bag to her opposite shoulder. “He’s not looking to cause trouble for you, he just needs … a friend. Someone who’s seen the world change as much as he has.”

“He hardly behaves like someone who’s seen the world, Elena. He behaves like … a broken child.”

Elena stops where she’s walking through downtown as Castiel appears in front of her, still in his hospital scrubs and trenchcoat. She gives him a small smile, before responding. “He’s not broken. He’s just learning.”

“I’m sure.”

Elijah still doesn’t sound pleased, but Elena ignores that for the moment and just continues. “Besides, it could have been worse.”

“And how is that, exactly?”

“I could have given your number to Dean.”

There is a long pause on the other end of the line, because they both know that if the young hunter had the means, he would take every opportunity to bother Elijah without repentance. At least when it comes to Castiel, she knows that there’s a purpose to it.

“We will continue discussing this later.”

There is a click on the other end of the line, and Elena rolls her eyes, before slipping her phone back into her purse and smiling at the man in front of her. “Good morning, Castiel.”

“Good morning, Elena.”