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[iluvroadrunner6]

I stole this from plurk, and technically it will be going back to plurk, but I'm posting it here so I don't have to plurk paste. I'm lazy like that.

SO. HERE'S THE GIST. You respond to this comment with two characters, a voicemail or text, and a verse (if applicable) and I will give you context. These are pretty much guaranteed to be crack in any shape or form, but if you give me something serious it could be serious too.

Just comment here -- you can put more than one in each comment if you like -- and I will give you drabbles.

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i apologize if my phoebe voice is super rusty

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Phoebe’s coming down the stairs as soon as she hears Piper’s phone go off. She’s fast, but she’s apparently not fast enough because by the time she gets to the bottom of the stairs, Piper’s ear is to the phone and she’s clearly not looking happy. This was a bad idea.

She should have known that before she even started, but … well, hindsight and all that.

“What did you do to Henry?”

Phoebe cringes more. “I was just trying to help.”

There’s a small frustrated sound from Piper, and she starts to charge off towards the kitchen, Phoebe right on her heels. “Do you know how dangerous those words are? When has ‘helping’ each other with magic ever gotten us anywhere?”

“Uh, lots of times?”

“Not without things exploding first,” Piper snaps back before tossing Phoebe’s coat at her, and pointing towards the door. “You are going to fix this. Now.”

“Alright, alright, I’ll fix it.” She slips her coat on over her shoulders as she follows Piper out of the room. “What am I fixing, exactly?”

***

When they arrive at Paige and Henry’s apartment, Phoebe is starting to fear the worst. Piper won’t tell her anything about what’s going on—or any time she tries, she’s met with frustrated noises and dirty looks. She gives up. Reluctantly, but she does. She pauses outside the door, before knocking lightly and waiting for the answer from the other side.

“Piper?” comes Paige’s voice from behind the door.

“Phoebe too. Can we come in?”

“Make it quick.”

Phoebe raises an eyebrow in her sister’s direction, and Piper just fixes her with a look again. She holds up her hands, gesturing for her to back off, before reaching forward to open the door. They both make their way into the apartment, and as Phoebe shuts the door behind them, Piper gasps.

“Oh, it can’t be that—” Her voice drops as she turns around, and she jumps three feet in the air. “—Oh my God.”

Standing in front of her is Paige and Henry. However, they’re not two separate people. They’re melded together like some kind two headed Siamese twin version of themselves. “See what I mean?” Henry says as Phoebe’s hand comes up to cover her mouth. “Way worse than that time Paige was in my head.”

“What the hell happened?” Paige demands, and Piper smirks.

“Ask Phoebe.”

The two heads swivel to focus on Phoebe, and she cringes a bit, before throwing her hands up in the air. “Don’t worry. I can fix it.”

Famous last words.