meme } { cross-canon speed dating

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How to Play:

1. Comment to the meme. Include character and canon in the subject line.
2. Go around and comment to other people who are not in your canon (that's the point of the meme).
3. Talk until the bell sounds. Or ignore the bell and keep talking anyway. The possibilities are endless.
4. Have fun. =D

This is an open meme, so feel free to pimp and drag in everyone. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!

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Buffy Summers | BTVS

[slay]

[suitup]

Haaaaaaaave you met me?

[slay]

[ That gets a judge-y, raised eyebrow look. ] Nooooo, I think that's the goal here, ... [ She squints at his name card. ] Barney.

[suitup]

[He gives her a winning smile.] It sure is... [He looks at hers name card.] Buffy. What kind of name is Buffy?

[slays]

Excuse me? [ Wow, your winning smile just got negated, Barney. ] Coming from a guy who's namesake is purple, reptilian and sings, I don't think you've got room to talk about names.

[suitup]

[He pulls himself up proudly.] I'll have you know that that name dates back to my ancestor from the stone age, Barn-urgh. He fought dinosaurs. Having his memory be desecrated by being attributed to a children's television personality is a dishonor to my entire family line!

[slay]

... Are you talking about Barney Rubble?

[suitup]

Uh, no, Barney Rubble is a fictional character. I think I know the difference, Buffy.

i'm not sorry

[3rdstreet]

Alright, let's skip the bullshit. DTF?

alegjlkjg i kinda love you

[slays]

DT-huh? [ Buffy doesn't understand your acronyms and if she did she'd be a lot more offended than clueless. ]

[3rdstreet]

[ Small victories right there. Bulletproof or not, a snapped neck still kinda stings. Boss leans forawrd, grinning wide. ]

I'm asking what you're planning to get out of tonight, honey.

[slays]

Well, preferably a hold off on the calling me honey. Nametag. It's there for a reason. Use it.

[3rdstreet]

Shit, alright, my bad. [ Glance down.

...

...snort. ]

Buffy, huh?

[slays]

[ Her brow furrows. ] Yes, Buffy. And -- Why do people keep doing that? With the "Buffy, huh?" What's wrong with Buffy?

[3rdstreet]

Nothing, man. I think I knew a dog with that name once. [ He leans back, gesturing with one hand. ] I mean, it was a poodle, but y'know.

[slay]

[ Her gaze steadily narrows. She can't punch this guy, right? But she really would like to. ]

You know, I think that was the bell. You should really -- [ It wasn't the bell at all. No one is moving. She's just annoyed. ]

[3rdstreet]

[ One eyebrow arched, and oh, you better believe he's got that special infuriating brand of smirk on. This is the look of a dude who can withdraw a million bucks from an ATM and not bat an eyelid. ]

Nah, I don't think so. Wingman's still crashing and burning over there. [ He thumbs to a few tables down where Pierce is attempting to hit on...someone.

It's going as well as you'd expect. ]

Guy might think you don't like him with that kind of brushoff.

[hasperkynipples]

[and he plops down across from her, flashing her a smile]

Hi. Are you already as tired of this already as I am?

[slay]

Tired and increasingly regretful. If this is what the desperately sought after "normal" relationship I've been chasing is, I might revise my life goals. Maybe swap boyfriend for pony ... [ A smile. ] On the bright side, very educational. I now know what DTF stands for, and immediately wished I didn't.

[hasperkynipples]

[laughs]

I will say that pony is not the smart choice. They smell worse than we do, and you can't house train them.