open rp } { texts from last night

[iluvroadrunner6]

I will put up texts from last night posts for my characters. You will respond to them with your characters or leave prompts for me to respond to in separate top levels if none of them are striking your fancy. If you take option B, feel free to specify a character or have me surprise you! I am not picky.

Go forth. Spam me all you like. =D

Comments

malina harvey | original (kol-verse)

[bredinthebone]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

audrey parker | haven

[pastlives]

Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.

ava lee connor | original (riftverse)

[thebeatofherheart]

YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS

[lockwood]

But it's kinda the truth?

[thebeatofherheart]

Fair, but also probably going to get us into trouble one day if the bartender happens to be a cop moonlighting or something. It could happen. I saw it on TV.

christopher hitchcock | everworld (future au)

[screwed]

I'm just so full of love and alcohol

barry allen | the flash (dctv verse)

[supertardiness]

Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.

/chucks a power ranger at barry

[indiana_android]

I have learned this sad truth for myself.

[supertardiness]

It does seem very disappointing.

[journalize]

I'm telling you this because your taste buds are evidently inferior: you're wrong. 😉

[supertardiness]

Actually, I've been told I have excellent taste buds, thank you. Pop tarts aren't like wine. They don't have notes hidden underneath. It's pretty much just sugar, sugar and more sugar.

I would know. I may have eaten an entire box today.

dean winchester | supernautral

[hasperkynipples]

First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.

cora hale | teen wolf

[impetere]

I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.

alexander abernathy | original (riftverse)

[swillpot]

I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.

[recoveco]

when have you ever??? [ that is the true question. ]

[swillpot]

This is especially true tonight. I have so many bad life choices at my disposal right now. It's awesome.

gimme Kol? doesn't even have to be faenanigans

[judgy]

I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.

[sharptongues]

May I ask who you could have destroyed and decided to show mercy?

[judgy]

Damon.

idk Elena?

[lawyering]

I don't want my vagina anymore.

[braveandstupid]

That ... seems like an extreme decision.

[lawyering]

No vagina, no waking up in a pool of your own blood.

jane~~

[worthyofmjolnir]

this is a sext

[no he doesn't know what it means

yes they broke up

no he's not sad :(

yes it's loki's fault]

[tinyastrophysicist]

[Point One: Jane doesn't see this until three days after he sends it because she's in the middle of a huge project and work > her phone, pretty much always.

Point Two: Darcy's changed Thor's name in Jane's phone to Mew Mew and she doesn't entirely put two and two together, and she decides she doesn't have time for this and ignores it for another six hours.

Point Three: It's really, really awkward to get a "sext" from your ex-boyfriend who is a literal god, even if he doesn't actually know what he's doing and she might be a little sad about it too, but he had to go deal with Asgardian things, and she had to go Science and it just ... didn't work.

They agreed to be friends. She's willing to bet this someone else's fault. Since she doesn't know Loki is alive, she's currently blaming Tony Stark.]

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

[worthyofmjolnir]

it means that i'm sending you a message from my new samsung device
because I have one now
and I thought you should know
just in case

[in case aliens attack earth again obviously not like just because you miss him and think he's pretty]