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roadrunnermuses2022-12-13 09:43 pm
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open } { mistletoe meme

1. Pick one of your characters.
2. Pick one of my characters (or have me surprise you).
3. There's mistletoe! It can be magical or traditional, but ideally the thread will end in Christmas smooches.
4. Profit.
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So - how're things? I assume that people are continuing to commit terrible crimes, and you're not out of a job yet?
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Well, it's the holidays so crime is up and I'm on mandatory overtime, so you could say business is boomin'. To not bein' out of a job anytime soon... [ She quips a little darkly, lifting her glass in a toast. ]
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I knew a grifter once who loved the holidays because it brought out the worst in everyone. She liked to watch families from afar to mine material for her identities.
[She always called them "parts" but she was always an actress at heart.]
But I don't know. When you never really had hallmark-esque holiday, it's can be disappointing to hear that other families are just as dysfunctional as yours.
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[ She'll admit that a bit begrudgingly, because while she's not a fan of the grifter part, she can at least give credit where it's due for a brilliant idea. Being an unofficial profiler and being a grifter could be considered two sides of the same coin. ]
Or sadly reassuring. [ Yeah, she's just going to sip her wine instead of opening that particular can of worms. What? She's got no illusions about the 'magic of the holidays' or 'Christmas miracles'. ]
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Ahh, I see you also grew up with the slightly awkward Christmas experience?
[In Neal's case it was a mother broken by his father's actions and an adoptive mother who was just trying to do the best she could. But he doesn't like airing his mother's dirty laundry.
Even if he hasn't spoken to her in years, she's still his mother and she did the best she could.]
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Depends on whether we're talking pre- or post-divorce. [ Though not necessarily by much. It was the same sort of Christmas for her, only her siblings got two. ]
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Divorce is rough. And unfortunately not an uncommon situation in this day and age.
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It's not as big a deal when you're eighteen. My siblings were more traumatized by it; I just thought it was about damn time.
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[Well, that's not actually true, but at least in a way he remembers.]
And my mom never really recovered from the circumstances of losing him, so it made Christmas a little inconsistent.
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[ The words are muttered sourly, until she realizes what she's said and she freezes. Way to go, dumbass. ]
Shit, I'm sorry...
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No, I definitely lucked out. You think I annoy you now, I would have been much worse under my father's influence.
[Sam Bennet didn't do anyone any favors as a parent.]
He came into my life to make it worse, and then he left before he could suffer the consequences.
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[ His words do bring a sober look to her face as she finishes off her glass of wine. She sets it down on the bar and reaches out to gently place her hand on his shoulder because Christmas makes her nicer? Don't ask. ]
I'm so sorry. You deserved better. [ Is that a hint of tenderness in the way she's looking at him? ]
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It is what it is. But it answered a lot of questions I had so it wasn't a complete waste.
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I'm glad something good came out of it for you. It brought you here, so it's not all bad, right? [ A rare moment of optimism. Man, the holiday is making her soft. ]
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[And Mozzie finally caves because they're hanging out by the bar, so naturally Neal is blockading his access to the wine. He slides up to the bar and rests a hand on it gently. "Neal." He pauses, then acknowledges Anna. "Detective."]
Mr. Havisham.
Sorry this took forever T.T
Merry Christmas and all that, if you celebrate.
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Neal pours Mozzie a glass of wine, and places it on the bar in front of him.]
Even Saturnalia?
["Always best to cover your bases."]
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Covering your bases is always a safe bet, even if it's only in regard to winter holidays.
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Neal nods in agreement.]
Especially when you're paying tribute to Demeter. She can be vengeful, that's for sure.
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[It makes you sound like a professional.
"Also it makes you sound worldly, which is good for a mark who thinks he's smarter than he is." Mozzie is aware that she's aware that there are thieves around, but to cover his bases. "If you're in to that sort of thing that is."]
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[ That comment from 'Mr. Havisham' piques Anna's interest and she arches a slender brow as she tilts her head and looks over at him. She's definitely studying him. ] Are you into that sort of thing, Mr. Havisham?
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A trial is definitely a con. At least in my experience.
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She offers her empty glass to Neal for a refill - maybe she'll indulge a little. It's Christmas after all. ]
Neither of you are wrong. I suppose reading people and being quick on my feet makes me good at my job, as it would a con artist.
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That it would. Predicting your marks moods helps sell the con. And you need to pivot, if a variable comes in you aren't prepared for.
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