meme } { open rp post

[iluvroadrunner6]

It's pretty simple. This post is open. You can tag it with someone with a request or to be surprised, prompts optional (though if you leave it up to me it will probably be ridiculous), and let's have some fun. Muselist is HERE.

Have fun my dears.

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[broodyforehead]

[ Oops. ]

I, uh...forgot...to charge it.

[vampireboulevard]

Of course you did.

[she sighs.]

Party. At the Daily Planet. I'm going to be your wingman.

[broodyforehead]

[ His eyebrows raise a bit. ]

My wingman?

[vampireboulevard]

[Her head tips to the side with a bit of a look.]

Stefan. Let's not play dumb. It doesn't suit you.

[broodyforehead]

[ His lips press into a line. He's not mad, just a little dejected. ]

Care.

[ He's not dumb. He's just hasn't connected the dots. ]

[vampireboulevard]

[She sighs.]

You like Lois. But you get around Lois and you turn into awkward boy which, while adorable, doesn't really get you anywhere. I am here to help smooth things over.

[broodyforehead]

[ Oh, Lois. Now the dots are connecting. ]

I'm not sure walking in with a beautiful blonde is going to help my chances.

[ Not that he really thinks he has a chance to begin with. ]

[vampireboulevard]

[Stefan Salvatore, you are full of chances. Enough of that. She'll simply raise an eyebrow.]

First of all, this?

[she gestures to her ensemble]

Is not for you. Second, I think Lois knows by now that while I am incredibly attractive, I am also not your type.

[broodyforehead]

Are you sure? I imagine you'd be intimidating competition.

[ Now he's just being a brat. ]

[vampireboulevard]

[another look]

You're stalling.

[broodyforehead]

[ A big sigh. ]

Stalling what? Lois Lane is way out of my league.

[vampireboulevard]

Stefan. Stefan, Stefan, Stefan.

[she makes her way closer, hooking her arm in his.]

You are an awesome, amazing guy. Any girl would be lucky to have you including Lois Lane.

[broodyforehead]

But she's so... [ Searching for way to describe her. There is really only one way. ] ...Lois, and I'm... [ A no good mess of a man? It's what he'd say if he wasn't afraid she's smack him in the head. ]

[vampireboulevard]

And you are a smart, kind, awesome guy. You are Stefan and she is Lois, and how do you know things won't work if you won't even try.

[broodyforehead]

[ He opens his mouth, but nothing comes out.

There's an answer to this that is as pessimistic as he is.

...somewhere... ]

[vampireboulevard]

[She raises an eyebrow, waiting patiently to the answer to that.]

Well?

[broodyforehead]

[ He doesn't have an answer. So he won't actually give one. ]

How can you be so optimistic?

[vampireboulevard]

Because someone has to be and you are the biggest pessimist I know.

[broodyforehead]

[ Here comes the big sigh of defeat. ]

Keep me away from the bar, please?

[vampireboulevard]

Don't worry. I will get all the drinks.

[broodyforehead]

And if she shuts me down I get to say I told you so.

[vampireboulevard]

Fine. But she won't.

[broodyforehead]

I hope you're right. [ But he won't believe it until it doesn't happen. ]

[vampireboulevard]

I know I'm right.

[a pointed look.]

So are we ready?

[broodyforehead]

[ He's just going to muppet-face. Because he obviously can't get out of this. ]