meme } { open rp post

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It's pretty simple. This post is open. You can tag it with someone with a request or to be surprised, prompts optional (though if you leave it up to me it will probably be ridiculous), and let's have some fun. Muselist is HERE.

Have fun my dears.

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[attainathons]

My stake? [ Have you killed a vampire before, Dean? ] Who are you, anyway?

[hasperkynipples]

[he huffs, pushing to his feet.]

Dean. Winchester.

[attainathons]

Well, Dean Winchester, I'm Buffy Summers. Welcome to Sunnydale. [ and you're welcome. ] Vampire hunter?

[hasperkynipples]

Try general all around hunter. I don't discriminate.

[attainathons]

Then you'll love Sunnydale. We are bith with the indiscriminate demon population. Wait, is that the right word?

[hasperkynipples]

You'd have to ask Sam that.

bith with. idk what i even meant

[attainathons]

Is Sam another hunter or a word expert?

[hasperkynipples]

Both?

[attainathons]

Okay. So, Dean, hunter of all things, [ probably indiscriminate ] where are you and Sam staying?

[hasperkynipples]

Don't know. We just got here.

[attainathons]

[ Everyone seems to be living at her house, lately. The Summers home for supernatural refugees. Except... ]

Ours is - it's being worked on. We had a mishap. [ with Dawn and the First or a ghost. or something. maybe it was their mother? ] Not... that I'm invited you to stay with us.

[ a beat, she collects her thoughts. ]

But, I can point you in the right direction. I need to finish patrol but then I can do the helping thing.

[hasperkynipples]

I think we'll be able to manage. We weren't really planning on staying.

[attainathons]

You visited to dust one lousy vamp?

[hasperkynipples]

We've been tracking him since San Francisco. It was a little personal.

[attainathons]

Did he kill someone close to you? [ incredulousness. ] You followed him down the coast? Do you realize he led you to vamp central?

[hasperkynipples]

We didn't want to be here, alright? We just wanted the vamp. We finish what we start.

[attainathons]

[ Or she finishes what you start. ]

If I'd known he was spoken for I'd have let him choke you to death. [ so, she's sassy tonight. ] Where's your brother, anyway?

[hasperkynipples]

[A look.]

I had it handled.

[That's what Dean would like to know. He glances around before frowning -- it's not like Sam's hard to miss.]

Don't know. Guess he got sidetracked.

[attainathons]

There's still a guest late to the party. [ considering his vampire came from out of state ] Sidetracked is my best bet. . [ and if Sam handles vampires as good as Dean... ] See a Nicholas Mulberry anywhere? [ on the headstones ]

[hasperkynipples]

[Dean frowns, and is about to say something when Sam comes up behind him, covered in dust and looking annoyed.

"I found him."

Dean doesn't even turn around, just grins.]

See? Now we're even.

[attainathons]

Let me guess, Sam.

[ a smile. ]

Did you use a machete like your brother, here?

[ okay, she's done mocking. ]

And thanks. One less vamp we need to worry about. [ unlike Dean, she's not about to squabble. a dead vampire is a dead vampire. ]

[hasperkynipples]

[Sam just gives her a look like "Yeah. What else am I going to use?" Winchester boys like their sharp implements.

Dean shrugs.]

Then we will get out of your hair.

[attainathons]

Anything else. Anything wooden. A branch. Have you tried a stake?

[ a shake of the head. ]

You're not in my hair. It's just not every night two guys come in trying to save the day. The slayer implies one girl. The solitary patrolling comes with the territory.

[hasperkynipples]

Doesn't always work on all vampires, sweetheart. Some of 'em keep kicking.

[he shrugs]

Yeah, well -- we got other things to deal with. Rest of the world's got problems too.

[attainathons]

Yep. Some are older. Just means you need to get something bigger.

[ no, she hasn't met the ubervamp yet. ]

Well, when the rest of the world thanks me for saving the rest of the world, I'll get on that. [ She's just not feeling nice tonight. ] Ever hear of a Hellmouth? An ascension? Heck, a friend of mine almost single-handedly... [ Yeah, wait ] She's better now.