the EMILY HAS CONQUERED NANO open post

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[dontkanyeme]

We've got some Irish roots, so it makes sense.

[She shrugs.]

Trick, the owner, is from Ireland originally. I think.

[diana_abel]

My bestie is Irish. Liam.

[She rests her chin in her palm, watching Bo.]

So. A Fae Irish pub.

What kind of questions do they have on trivia night?

[dontkanyeme]

Trivia night was never really my thing. I'm usually in it for shots and flirting.

[And sometimes more than flirting.]

[diana_abel]

[Sounds like a fun kind of woman. Diana can't help but grin.]

What's your move? I mean, I'm assuming, "I'm a fairy" doesn't really work so well in this crowd.

[dontkanyeme]

No. But "I'm a succubus" usually does the trick.

[diana_abel]

A succubus.

[Wow. Okay then.]

That...that's a good move.

[dontkanyeme]

[She smirks.]

It's worked pretty well for me so far.

[diana_abel]

I, uh, I can't say I've ever met a succubus before.

[Although her sister has been known to suck the life out of people before.

But that's just her awful personality.]

[dontkanyeme]

Not many people have. We're pretty rare, even as far as Fae go. Helps with the whole ... getting attention thing.

[diana_abel]

I highly doubt you need much help getting attention.

[There's a less than subtle once-over accompanying that statement because...

Yeah.]

[dontkanyeme]

[ ... True.]

Hey, it never hurts to have an edge, regardless. No one likes a pretty face with nothing to say.

[diana_abel]

[That makes her laugh.]

You've clearly never met the boys who were around when I was a teenager.

[Yeesh.]

[dontkanyeme]

[Her eyebrows go up.]

Sounds like they could have used a kick in the face.

[diana_abel]

I might agree, but I'm a pacifist.

[Well, she doesn't approve of kicking humans, anyway. She might be okay with someone kicking Hitler, but that's pretty much her hard limit.]

They just need to see the error of their ways.

[dontkanyeme]

[Her eyebrow raises.]

Did they?

[diana_abel]

[Diana shrugs. The answer is probably not. But human beings can be full of surprises.]

Beats me. I left and never looked back.

[dontkanyeme]

Sounds like a smart choice.

[Bo's made a few of those herself, but she was running for much different reasons.]

[diana_abel]

I'll drink to that.

[Or she would. If she had a drink. Or if she could actually drink at all.]

[dontkanyeme]

[Bo smiles, before shifting, resting her chin in her hand.]

So what brought you in here anyway? We usually only get the regulars.

[diana_abel]

A flat tire brought me here.

I was on my way to a party. My driver, Eddie, is trying to fix the truck right now.

[dontkanyeme]

[She winces.]

They always happen at the worst possible times. I'm sorry you're missing your party.

[diana_abel]

Maybe I like this better.

[She playfully waggles her eyebrows.]

Anyway, you've been to one Bohemian-raw-food-tribal-chanting fundraiser, you've been to them all.

[dontkanyeme]

[Bo can't help the face she makes at that.]

Yeah, that sounds like a only-have-to-go-once experience to me.

[diana_abel]

Well, at least this one isn't clothing optional. Some of those philanthropists.

[She shudders. Or. Well. Pretends to shudder.]

Let's just say some people really ought to keep their clothing on.

[dontkanyeme]

[Bo makes a face.]

I know what you mean. I am all for nudity, but only in very specific circumstances.