meme } { open rp post

[iluvroadrunner6]

It's pretty simple. This post is open. You can tag it with someone with a request or to be surprised, prompts optional (though if you leave it up to me it will probably be ridiculous), and let's have some fun. Muselist is HERE.

Have fun my dears.

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Guess. Also known as surprise me if you wanna look at it that way.

[broodyforehead]

surprise? } { also, left of the murder

[vampireboulevard]

[Caroline is dressed to the nines and in spike heels that could probably kill someone. She makes her way into the office, flashing a smile Sam's way before raising her voice.]

Come on, Stefan. We're going to be late!

[He probably doesn't know what they're going to be late for, but that's neither here nor there.]

It's like you read his mind. He's very happy.

[broodyforehead]

[ The first thing that comes to mind when he goes to answer her is how gorgeous she looks. Not that Caroline isn't always beautiful, it's just especially true at the moment.

Then the brief moment of awe passes, because there must be a reason she's dressed up and he doesn't know what it is. ]

Are we going somewhere?

[ Because she did say we. ]

[vampireboulevard]

[Duh. Come on, Stefan, get with the program.]

Yes. Have you checked your phone at all today?

[broodyforehead]

[ Oops. ]

I, uh...forgot...to charge it.

[vampireboulevard]

Of course you did.

[she sighs.]

Party. At the Daily Planet. I'm going to be your wingman.

[broodyforehead]

[ His eyebrows raise a bit. ]

My wingman?

[vampireboulevard]

[Her head tips to the side with a bit of a look.]

Stefan. Let's not play dumb. It doesn't suit you.

[broodyforehead]

[ His lips press into a line. He's not mad, just a little dejected. ]

Care.

[ He's not dumb. He's just hasn't connected the dots. ]

[vampireboulevard]

[She sighs.]

You like Lois. But you get around Lois and you turn into awkward boy which, while adorable, doesn't really get you anywhere. I am here to help smooth things over.

[broodyforehead]

[ Oh, Lois. Now the dots are connecting. ]

I'm not sure walking in with a beautiful blonde is going to help my chances.

[ Not that he really thinks he has a chance to begin with. ]

[vampireboulevard]

[Stefan Salvatore, you are full of chances. Enough of that. She'll simply raise an eyebrow.]

First of all, this?

[she gestures to her ensemble]

Is not for you. Second, I think Lois knows by now that while I am incredibly attractive, I am also not your type.

[broodyforehead]

Are you sure? I imagine you'd be intimidating competition.

[ Now he's just being a brat. ]

[vampireboulevard]

[another look]

You're stalling.

[broodyforehead]

[ A big sigh. ]

Stalling what? Lois Lane is way out of my league.

[vampireboulevard]

Stefan. Stefan, Stefan, Stefan.

[she makes her way closer, hooking her arm in his.]

You are an awesome, amazing guy. Any girl would be lucky to have you including Lois Lane.

[broodyforehead]

But she's so... [ Searching for way to describe her. There is really only one way. ] ...Lois, and I'm... [ A no good mess of a man? It's what he'd say if he wasn't afraid she's smack him in the head. ]

[vampireboulevard]

And you are a smart, kind, awesome guy. You are Stefan and she is Lois, and how do you know things won't work if you won't even try.

[broodyforehead]

[ He opens his mouth, but nothing comes out.

There's an answer to this that is as pessimistic as he is.

...somewhere... ]

[vampireboulevard]

[She raises an eyebrow, waiting patiently to the answer to that.]

Well?

[broodyforehead]

[ He doesn't have an answer. So he won't actually give one. ]

How can you be so optimistic?

[vampireboulevard]

Because someone has to be and you are the biggest pessimist I know.

[broodyforehead]

[ Here comes the big sigh of defeat. ]

Keep me away from the bar, please?

[vampireboulevard]

Don't worry. I will get all the drinks.

[broodyforehead]

And if she shuts me down I get to say I told you so.