meme } { open rp post

[iluvroadrunner6]

It's pretty simple. This post is open. You can tag it with someone with a request or to be surprised, prompts optional (though if you leave it up to me it will probably be ridiculous), and let's have some fun. Muselist is HERE.

Have fun my dears.

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[bigbad]

[Spike shrugs.] Anyone try decapitating him?

[withnoheart]

Yeah. They had their hearts ripped out.

[bigbad]

Before or after they got his head off?

[withnoheart]

Before. They didn't get close enough for there to be an after.

[bigbad]

So that's still a possibility. I'm guessing ripping out his heart'd work too? Most things need a head and a heart to survive.

[withnoheart]

Sure. You could try, but you'd be dead before you could get there.

[bigbad]

You're really not comprehending this "Vampire Slayer" concept, are you? I don't care how much of a badass he is. She can take him.

[withnoheart]

Fine. Go ahead. Tell her to have a ball. But what you don't seem to remember is that Slayers die. It's built in to the gig.

[bigbad]

I know. [His voice doesn't quite waver, though it does get quieter.] Better than most.

But it'll take more than a superpowered bully to put her down.

[withnoheart]

Guess we'll have to wait until they meet up to see what happens.

[Katherine's money's on Klaus.]

[bigbad]

...Want to make a wager on it?

[withnoheart]

[She raises and eyebrow.]

What are the stakes?

[bigbad]

I want one of those daylight rings.

[withnoheart]

[Her head tips to the side.]

The Salvatores precious little witch won't give you one?

[bigbad]

She's a bit biased against vampires. [Not that Spike blames her. He just wishes she acknowledged Spike's different.]

[withnoheart]

[She can't deny that kind of leverage. She pauses, considering for a moment, before shrugging.]

I know a witch who can do it for you. No bet needed.

[bigbad]

Yeah? [He raises an eyebrow.] Simply out of the goodness of your heart?

[withnoheart]

[She shrugs.]

I know the value of making friends. And unlike the Salvatores, I know how to share.

[bigbad]

From what I've heard, those two do a bit too much sharing.

[But really now.]

Why do I get the feeling our definitions of friendship are different?

[withnoheart]

It's possible. But I think that a relationship where we both benefit can't be a bad thing. Don't you?

[bigbad]

Depends how much you benefiting means other people dying.

[withnoheart]

Don't worry. I won't ask you break your diet.

[bigbad]

Or turn aside when I see you breaking yours?

[withnoheart]

[she holds up two fingers.]

Blood bags only. Scout's honor. But if I'm doing all these things for you, what are you going to do for me?

[bigbad]

Knew there'd be a catch. [He gives her an indulgent look nonetheless.] What is it you want?