meme } { open rp post

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It's pretty simple. This post is open. You can tag it with someone with a request or to be surprised, prompts optional (though if you leave it up to me it will probably be ridiculous), and let's have some fun. Muselist is HERE.

Have fun my dears.

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[attainathons]

[ That's what they always say, right? I didn't mean to do this crazy thing. I just caught up in everything and before I knew it, I was surrounded by crazy. But, Buffy's been there. And she gets it. She's crossed state lines before - maybe not in a long while - but with a neglectful dad in Italy... there's no real reason to leave Sunnydale. Especially with her and Dawn finally establishing a life here.

Willow's back. And doing lite magic. Things are pretty good. Okay, she's a guidance counselor and how underqualified is she for that?

Luckily, since it's not the summer anymore she can give Dawn the excuse of a good night's sleep to stop her from going on patrol with her.

But, that didn't mean she was open to other company... ]

Ever heard of biting more off then you can chew?

[ Maybe she's talking to Dean, maybe the vampire. Either way, she's pulled the vampire off of Dean and tossed him away. He hits the ground and rolls. She'll deal with Dean later. She turns to face the vampire. ]

Try someone a little closer to your size.

[hasperkynipples]

Hey! That's my vamp.

[Dean, you hit your head. Stay where you are. Do not get territorial over vamp kills.

It's the smart thing to do, but no one ever said Dean was smart.]

[attainathons]

Not tonight.

[ Toe to toe. It's what she does best. A few matched blows and a jump kick later, Buffy turns back to Dean. ]

You still alive?

[ the vampire tries to attack but she catches it's arm and twists it, pushing it into a tree, holding it there. and then she's headbutted back. okay, fine. she'll wait to be distracted. ]

Hold that thought.

[ She'll duck a punch and give a punch of her own. Okay, two. Then she uses its arm to flip it on its back and her stake comes out. She has company, so she twirls her stake. What? Dean's over his head. Why not remind him. Before she shoves it into the vampire's heart.

Dust to dust.

Also, try being smarter Dean.

Finally, she'll turn back attention to Dean, sheath her stake and offer a hand. ]

You okay there?

[hasperkynipples]

[Dean is mostly just looking very put out that she stole his vampire. Show off. Stupid Slayers.

Still, he takes the hand when it's offered.]

Yeah. I'm fine.

[attainathons]

Nice... is that a machete?

[hasperkynipples]

[He glances down at it.]

Yeah. I think it's a little more effective than a stake.

[not all vampires dust, you know.]

[attainathons]

You say tomato, I say really sharp overkill.

[hasperkynipples]

And your little stick of wood is any better?

[attainathons]

My stake? [ Have you killed a vampire before, Dean? ] Who are you, anyway?

[hasperkynipples]

[he huffs, pushing to his feet.]

Dean. Winchester.

[attainathons]

Well, Dean Winchester, I'm Buffy Summers. Welcome to Sunnydale. [ and you're welcome. ] Vampire hunter?

[hasperkynipples]

Try general all around hunter. I don't discriminate.

[attainathons]

Then you'll love Sunnydale. We are bith with the indiscriminate demon population. Wait, is that the right word?

[hasperkynipples]

You'd have to ask Sam that.

bith with. idk what i even meant

[attainathons]

Is Sam another hunter or a word expert?

[hasperkynipples]

Both?

[attainathons]

Okay. So, Dean, hunter of all things, [ probably indiscriminate ] where are you and Sam staying?

[hasperkynipples]

Don't know. We just got here.

[attainathons]

[ Everyone seems to be living at her house, lately. The Summers home for supernatural refugees. Except... ]

Ours is - it's being worked on. We had a mishap. [ with Dawn and the First or a ghost. or something. maybe it was their mother? ] Not... that I'm invited you to stay with us.

[ a beat, she collects her thoughts. ]

But, I can point you in the right direction. I need to finish patrol but then I can do the helping thing.

[hasperkynipples]

I think we'll be able to manage. We weren't really planning on staying.

[attainathons]

You visited to dust one lousy vamp?

[hasperkynipples]

We've been tracking him since San Francisco. It was a little personal.

[attainathons]

Did he kill someone close to you? [ incredulousness. ] You followed him down the coast? Do you realize he led you to vamp central?

[hasperkynipples]

We didn't want to be here, alright? We just wanted the vamp. We finish what we start.

[attainathons]

[ Or she finishes what you start. ]

If I'd known he was spoken for I'd have let him choke you to death. [ so, she's sassy tonight. ] Where's your brother, anyway?