meme } { open rp post

[iluvroadrunner6]

It's pretty simple. This post is open. You can tag it with someone with a request or to be surprised, prompts optional (though if you leave it up to me it will probably be ridiculous), and let's have some fun. Muselist is HERE.

Have fun my dears.

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[bigbad]

That's how it works. [It's really no secret that Buffy is the boss of him. If she wants to get at him that way, she'll have her work cut out for her. Spike raises his eyebrows, daring her to make something out of it.]

[withnoheart]

You're like her little puppy with fangs. It'd be cute if it wasn't entirely pathetic.

[bigbad]

[He raises an eyebrow.] Think if you mock me enough, I'll take my eyes off you?

[withnoheart]

[She makes a face like she's thinking about it for a moment, before wrinkling her nose.]

No. I think I just like mocking you.

[bigbad]

Suit yourself. [This would be a very annoying guarding job.] But you'll have to try harder than that to get under my skin.

[withnoheart]

[You betcha.]

Why do you follow her around like her peppy little lap dog? Is it the sex? I heard this Slayer was kinky.

[bigbad]

[Hell yeah she is. But as fantastic as the sex had been, it had also been bad. In so many ways. He doesn't particularly want to tell Katherine about any of that, though. What he and Buffy have now, the trust and friendship and affection, is so much nicer.]

There's no sex.

[withnoheart]

Really?

[Katherine looks genuinely confused.]

So you do everything she says with no benefits at all?

[bigbad]

[Now Spike looks almost amused.] There are other benefits. Don't expect you'd understand.

[withnoheart]

Try me.

[no really, try her. Because she's not sure she'd get it otherwise.]

[bigbad]

[He tilts his head, considering. What does he get out of this? He doesn't really do it for himself, so it's hard to say.]

Her trust. That's worth everything. [More than he deserves, and he'd do it regardless, but he doesn't know how to put that feeling into words.]

[withnoheart]

[Trust. Really? Really?]

You are far more pathetic than I thought.

[bigbad]

[He smirks and shrugs.] Knew you wouldn't get it.

[His smirk fades a little and he looks at her more thoughtfully. To not understand at all how her trust could be enough?]

I pity you, really.

[withnoheart]

[She gives him a look.]

I understand trust Spike. I'm not a moron. I just don't understand why you would want hers.

[she pauses for a moment, tipping her head to the side.]

Unless you're getting it to kill her, which considering the way you're toting it like it's some kind of prize, I doubt it.

[bigbad]

I'd never hurt her. [Not again. Not anymore.] She... means a lot to me. [Understatement of the century.]

[withnoheart]

[Katherine stares at him for a moment.]

Oh, don't tell me you're in love with her.

[bigbad]

All right, I won't tell you. [But that doesn't make it less true.]

[withnoheart]

Really? The Slayer? Do you have any survival instinct at all?

[bigbad]

Last I checked, survival instinct doesn't have a thing to do with who you fall for. [And her ability to kill him on a whim is part of what attracted him to her.

...no, he does not have any survival instinct at all. We're all amazed he's not dust.]

[withnoheart]

Maybe not. But it does effect how you deal with it.

[bigbad]

[He smirks a little.] Doubt you'd think much of my methods.

[withnoheart]

Probably not, considering she still isn't dead yet.

[She scoffs.]

You used to have such the reputation.

[bigbad]

[He turns towards her, eyes glinting dangerously.]

Still have a reputation, pet. And if you try and harm her, you'll find out why.

[withnoheart]

I'm not the one you have to worry about.

[bigbad]

Oh? Do enlighten us. [He tilts his head, eyeing her.] Who's the real threat?